i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?
what is this
Deleted scenes from the 50th.
it’s called Elf Yourself
NO IT’S DELETED SCENES FROM THE 50TH
“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur
I read somewhere that this character had a really long and hard to pronounce name, but John Cleese couldn’t say it so he just said Tim instead and they ran with it.
anything works in Monty Python
The church hierarchy needs to listen to some of its members.
Cheers for folks knowing to live, love, be!
◖ favourite book → movie adaptations [no particular order] ◗ The Hunger Games: Catching Fire ; (Lionsgate, 2013)
The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand.
Johanna does not have time for this Hunger Games nonsense
she’s just one of those contestants who is constantly having her mouth, hands, and other parts blurred out on television.
SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-9)
Talk about intense shit, check out what I had playing when this came up on my dash: [x] The beat matches perfectly.
Serendipitous as fuck.
literally click the link and watch this gif forever